I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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