all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
