Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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