Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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