i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
