problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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