He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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