Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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