Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
