i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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