Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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