Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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