Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
too bad you live with your parents still
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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