You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No subtext here. People are naked.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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