I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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