Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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