are you so shy because you have an std?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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