If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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