Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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