Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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