So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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