i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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