quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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