I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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