my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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