I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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