she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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