I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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