She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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