I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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