He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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