question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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