hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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