I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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