let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
