So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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