How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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