Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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