can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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