Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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