so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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