i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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