so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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