There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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