I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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