If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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