I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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