some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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