whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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