hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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