oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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