no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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