YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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