this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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